efaporation
e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on s-m-n (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).
thanks for all the s-xy pics of bo hu, but i’m afraid i’m all efaporated.
“i think that g-d in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
— oscar wilde on efaporation
to rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of c-m after a vigorous session. to be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.
“hey bro, aren’t you gonna clean that sh-t up?”
“naw, i’m relying on efaporation tonight.”
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