egg bound
to be fecally challenged. descriptive of the unfortunate condition of constipation wherein the normally simple task of crowning the turtles head becomes a sisyphean struggle.
i’m sorry i can’t copme to the phone right now, but i over indulged myself at the dukes buffet last night, i’m affraid i’m totally f-cking egg bound
(hrh answering machine)
the undesirable state of one’s bowels which can arise if you don’t get your ‘five a day.’
bob: g-dd-mn. it’s 10.30pm and i’ve only had 2 apples and a banana today. that’s only 3 portions of fresh fruit! better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.
bob’s mum : you’d better- or you’ll get eggbound.
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