Egg Carton


the female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person’s face.
commonly spoken in verb form. (egg-cartoning)

as males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

naw, man, she’s a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

wow, that was a nasty egg carton.

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