Egg. Fist. Smash.
when an egg is thrusted into a woman’s v-g-n-, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman’s v-g-n-, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.
“i can’t believe you just performed egg. fist. smash. on that b-tch!”
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