Egg-Hider


egg hider— someone who’s t-st-cl-s don’t sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
“dude, i tried to rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink…”
“what happened?”
“well, when i went to kick him, he just stared at me…what’s the deal?”
“you didn’t know? jim is an egg-hider. you’ll never be able to find his
b-lls; they’re not where they’re supposed to be.”
“man, i wish i would have known that upfront; now i look like an idiot.”

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