egg pussy
the hole in an egg yolk that forms from f-cking it with a bread-c-ck because you’re a weirdo.
“hey look, i’m f-cking the egg p-ssy with my bread-c-ck because i’m a lunatic.”
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when something is incredible and awesome it is ein fair. can be enhanced with “f-cking” in the middle. “ein f-cking fair” q: that party was awesome a: yeah man, it was ein fair.
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when you “kiddnapp” a person you love while they dont expect “i’m going to lover nap my girl tomorrow at work”