eggeman
a huge f-ggot who is usually in the closet. he enjoys sucking his own d-ck in his free time but has a girlfriend to use as a coverup. he also enjoys perogies 🙂
friend 1: dude did you hang out with nick last night?
friend 2: no he was an eggeman!
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