eggjob
an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as “if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed” and “if you wanted too, you could seduce godzilla into bed”
so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like
eggjob: ….n-body but us is ever going to read this
2 more definitions
the act of receiving f-ll-t– from a female counter part whilst indulging in a big m egg flip. referred to by some as the holy grail of s-xual experiences.
made particularly rare by the fact that the big m egg flip hadn’t been seen since the early 90s and is only back for a limited time.
guy 1: mate, i went down to 7/11 last night and picked up a big m egg flip and got this bird to give me an egg job later on. was the best thing thats ever happened to me!
guy 2: you are so lucky i wish i could be you.
the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones -n-s any other orifice (v-g-n-/mouth) to arouse s-xual pleasure
i like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
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