Eggnoggin
when a guy sticks his p-n-s in eggnog and a girl gives him a bl-wj-b.
guy: “did you buy the eggnog?”
girl: “yeah, why?”
guy: “wanna give me an eggnoggin?”
when a woman wakes up on christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.
i wore white silk pajamas to bed on christmas eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin’.
meaning a woman on her period
sorry love,we cant f-ck tonight,i’m egg-noggin
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