Eggs Benedict
the best food ever. made two halves of an english m-ffin, and tooped with poached eggs, hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. occasionally the english m-ffin is subst-tuted for artichoke bottoms.
“that was the best thing ever.”
~average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time
a serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or -j-c-l-t- onto.
bill donahue: hey, uh.. your eminence, i can’t handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
pope (former hitler youth) benedict xvi: it’s alright, my son. i already came up with a solution. i have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. clergymen are now allowed to have s-xual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as g-d has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
donahue: brilliant! we can call them “eggs benedict” in your honour.
when one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication – and then when said timer goes off, screams “eggs benedict”, grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
jailer to his new cellmate: “what are you in here for?”
new cellmate: “3 to 5 for eggs benediction.”
when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.
d-mn, i fried the sh-t out of my nuts on that d-mn frying pan, but then that b-tch licked them wounds for me. she motha f-ckin eggs benedict my -ss.
when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme sh-ts
brad went down to chesters fried chicken to get some dank -ss chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
commonly referred to as s-m-n.
comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an ihop server.
“dude, this chick was giving me dome and i forgot to warn her. eggs benedict everywhere!”
proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened
guy 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
guy 2: eggs benedict!!!!
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