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  when you are suspect to being cuffed (in a relationship). homie #1- “yo why don’t you try and smash andrea bro?” homie #2- “idk man i’m kinda talkin’ to gigi, she wouldn’t like that.” homie #1- “daaaaamnnn…so you cuffspect?” homie #2- “yeah bruh i’m cuffspect asf, i might wife her up.”

• bible crumper

  a very religious christian who says things like “the lord will provide!” and “we are all filthy sinners!” i saw a bible crumper shouting “the lord will provide!” for 17 hours

• nig'olian bbq

  when it’s obvious your neighbors primary seasoning is lighter fluid. cough cough cough fkn nig’olian bbq

• dickswob

  someone who acts like a c-nt in a male form. “donald trump is such a d-ckswob.”

• strumph diddling

  this act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who’s wearing a party hat on his genitals. while doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head. i’m going to down to the local fish market […]

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