Eggy Dick


1. a p-n-s that is covered in egg.
2. a p-n-s that has been infected by the std gonorrhea.
3. a p-n-s that is covered in eggy poo.
4. a strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.
you killed my fish you eggy d-ck!

i woke up with eggy d-ck this morning.

i was bored so i gave myself an eggy d-ck.

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