egidia
an extremely loud, confrontational but hilarious middle-aged portugese woman who has an extreme love for wheels of dried figs and jars of spanish olives.
she responds to most questions in the form of argument, or with “uuhhh”.
at any opportunity will inappropriately burp, joke about p-n-ses, or graphically describe her own s-xual desires.
can be defeated in battle with elbow punches or exploitation of her lactaphobia (fear of dairy products)
michael (23years old work colleague):”happy 51st birthday egidia!! your a bit over the hill now!” (tounge in cheek)
egidia(51 years old):” i’m still young enough to do you!!! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha”
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