ego


this is something trumpet players have a large one of.
how many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? only one. he just stands on his ego.
the part of you that defines itself as a personality, separates itself from the outside world, and considers itself (read: you) a separate ent-ty from the rest of nature and the cosmos. perhaps necessary for survival in some evolutionary bygone, in modern times it leads only to (albeit often disguised) misanthropic beliefs and delusion.

in short, “i.”
ego is responsible for hate, fear, and delusion.
the main reason that i am better than you.
my ego is bigger, b-tch.
relating to thinking about yourself or centering everything around yourself.
johnny bravo has a big ego.
the “i” or self of any person; a person as thinking, feeling, and willing, and distinguishing itself from the selves of others and from objects of its thought.
i have a really big ego.
for materialist world, the ego could provide the evolutive energy but also the destructive energy depends on how you deal with it. for spiritual world, there is no need for ego, there we are only one ent-ty.
some examples:
possitive ego gives you ambitious to be the best in your field
the negative ego make you to think only to yourself.
something that most people who add this word to urban dictionary, get wrong.

ego roughly literally translates as the conscious mind or consciousness of your own ident-ty.
ego is something that people too often mistaken as a bad thing. if what the majority says is true, then i guess you can say that you’re conscious mind or consciousness of your own ident-ty is considered a terrible thing to have.
a song by beyonce, where she cleverly talks about a certain someones d-ck size. she repeatedly mentions how his “ego” is: too tough, too strong, too big, too wide, and how it won’t fit. i think jay-z is taking v–gr-. and in the remix, kanye west throws in how his “hahaha ego” is so big, and he wants her to “stroke my big hahaha ego”. nice. but i do love the song. =d
1). “oh baby, i love your big ego!”

2). beyonce: “you have suuch a big ego, i dont think it will fit. it’s too strong, too wide, too big, it just won’t fit!!!”

person that isnt easily tricked: “hmm..i wonder what thats supposed to mean”

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