egosurf


to look for onself on the internet. also known as googlebate.
it’s not a bad idea to egosurf the internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.
to search the internet for mentions of oneself.
person a:where’s janelle?
person b:off egosurfing the p-rn sites.

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