Egotistical Bastard


a c-cky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making s-xist, elitist or plain r-t-rded remarks.
those girls don’t fancy you man, you’re an egotistical b-st-rd.
if you weren’t such an egotistical b-st-rd, you’d have friends.

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