Egyptian Mud Pie
egyptian mud pies can only occurs every other leap year. it is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an a-list celebrity(preferably matt damon). a snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo alb-m. once the alb-m contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an egyptian mud pie.
in 2012, i will have completed my third egyptian mud pie.
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