egyptian mud puddle


jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellyb-tton and let it dry up over night
my girlfriend was asleep when i got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so i gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

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