egyptian mustache


while having intercourse “doggy style” and chewing tobacco, you spit on her -n-s and finger her -n-s. then you -j-c-l-t- on her -n-s. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an “egyptian mustache”.
last might i gave joni an egyptian mustache. it was amazing.

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