Ehhphobia
the fear of premature -j-c-l-t–n
– the definition elopes a sound characterized by a sudden exhale and or release of air during a premature -j-c-l-t–n
guy-“ehhh ohh aahh”
girl- “did you just-…in your pants?”
guy- “yea…did you?”
girl- “no!”
guy 1- “i’ve always had this irrational fear that when i hook up with a chick i will -j-c-l-t- prematurely”
guy 2- “that is called ehhphobia my good sir, and you should be afraid of that.”
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