Eicca Toppinen


extremely s-xy finnish cellist. mastermind behind most work by the finnish cellist trio, apocalyptica. has written many fabulous songs, harmageddon being the first. big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very s-xy body when covered in leather clothing. writer of the single gospel in the dynasticist (see dynasticsm) bible. is a control-freak and appears at times to be a s-d-st.

is also known as s-x with a cello bow.

he lives in my pants. and sometimes in finland.
“eicca toppinen can really play that cello!”

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