eigensex
a gender-neutral expression for masturbation or jacking off. can be practiced, experienced, enjoyed or researched.
yesterday my mum busted in while i researched the eigens-x, entirely disrupting my physical experiment.
when one (typically a female) has a s-xual intercourse encounter with a one eigend-ck (typically a male) and reaches the point of eigenasm and c-ms everywhere
yo dubin i had eigens-x with that sm-t from chi-o last night….it was eigengood..possibly the best eigens-x i’ve ever had.
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