Eiger Fail
a failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.
a reference to the clint eastwood movie ‘the eiger sanction’, in which clint, an -ss-ssin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the eiger – he just doesn’t know which one. so he murders all of them just to make bl–dy sure – then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it’s been obvious as h-ll all along who the real bad guy is.
his lifeline – held by the -ss-ssin he’s been hunting. eiger fail.
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