Ejaculantern


whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of s-m-n, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth – thereby making her face resemble a jack-o’-lantern.
q: so jimmy, how did things end up last night with susie?

a: it was swell. i totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.

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