ejaculation technique
“-j-c-l-t–n technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. the technique involves the man -j-c-l-t-ng into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. this technique can be used after or concurrently with the clarence thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. warning – – this technique may const-tute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the -j-c-l-t–n technique.
chewbacca: dude, i’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on friday night. if all goes well, i might be showing her my “oh face.”
spiccoli: sweet! what was your opening line?
chewbacca: no opening line. i used the -j-c-l-t–n technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. she guzzled that sh-t down and then asked me out. cl-ssic!
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