ejerkulate
v. 1to -j-c-l-t- while jerking off.
2. n. to m-st-rb-t- a dead cow
after stroking his p-n-s for 12 minutes paul ejerkulated.
bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated bessy.
a slang term for masturbation, or “ejaculating”. created by famous p-rn star and pimp, joseph savage.
“yo i just ejerkulated all over christie cali’s cat”
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