Ekene
ekene is a nigerian name for a girl that means “thanks be to god”. the girl is usually beautiful, nice, hot, athletic, and smart. she gets all the guys. also the name of a very succesful celebri
my girlfriends an ekene and she is soo nice to everyone, and so hot!
a nigerian name for both s-xes which means thanks. it is usually short for a lot of other names. examples
ekenedilichukwu – thanks be to g-d
ekenemchukwu – i thank my g-d.
ekene is a very popular name in the igbo ethnic group in nigeria.
ekene is very humble, he claims not to be a genius.
in street terms an ekene is one who lacks common knowledge and is usually ‘b-tch-made’. an ekene is also one who is an expert at tree climbing….in regards to running away from the police.
in medical terms it can be used an an afrocentric to treating blueberry waffle disease. having s-x with an ekene will most likely leave your b-lls hanging and blue, your p-n-s will appear to be broken and you will most definitely have a scabies-like itch if not treated in less than 3 minutes.
many people are friends with an ekene due to his or her blunt personality, though it is only temporarily until he or she f-cks your boyfriend. you may see an ekene jaywalking on some of the popular streets of jersey sh-r-. most ekene’s are known to be close friends with tila tequila and or britney spears.
if you see an ekene and you start to develop s-xual feelings with him or her, please i advise you to wear five condoms……..as the first four will deteriorate from the acids from his or her v-g-n-.
boy 1: my g-d, my b-lls feel like they’re being tugged and my d-ck feels like its peeling.
boy 2: sounds to me like you picked an ekene up from the bar last night.
boy 3: ekene? awwww sh-t i just f-cked it last night. no wonder ive been p-ssing off acid…
“drugs, alcohol, and ekenes have ruined my life, ladies hold on to your boyfriends and don’t befriend that sick b-tch ekene.”
-looks at the grave of his dead friend andrew- “-sighs-…you just had to go and f-ck ekenes didnt you….?”
a dark f-ggot that may never have a girlfriend, or true friend. his teeth literally glows in the dark. tha only reason people talk to him is because thier scared he’ll go african on them. wierd
oh ma gosh! is that ekene! no its probably one of his 500 other african brothers
1. to be a gorilla and huge and sh-tsumb
2. to sh-t or be a sh-t
“ekene! hahaha”
“that ekene is huge”
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