el capitano


someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
make your own example be original
exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.
yeah, man, i was feeling pretty sh-tty at work the next day, but tom was el capitano – p-ssed out in his own vomit in the back room.

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