el jesso
is a term used for people who have regular s-x with endangered species, such as albino rhinos and magical monkeys, a person who is ‘el jesso’ like smokes up to an ounce a day and likes to drink excessive alcohol in a certain krew, often gets sn-bbed by b-tches who like to hang around with people who live by the hair gel, and die by the hair gel.
a man is half dead in a gutter with a multicoloured banana up his falopian tube “looks like that guy has pulled an el jesso
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