el rancho de asshole
preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the -n-s, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
lil chris:”girl, you heading up to the grocery today?”
chaquita:”yeah, why, you need somethin?”
lil chris:”yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de -sshole, that ky jelly just don’t work well with those veggies.”
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