el salvadorian handshake
the el salvadorian handshake is when a man will fake -j-c-l-t-s inside the v-g-n- of a legal consenting adult female. this is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.
when done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
“hey, you ever fake an -rg-sm while banging a chick?”
“oh the el salvadorian handshake? yeah definitely. but, you gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out.”
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