Elder Douche


an old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
an earring
sleaveless shirts
tattoos on the biceps
ed hardy shirts
blue tooth in the ear
excessive jewelry
the gym was overrun by elder douche tonight.

Read Also:

  • cockmouthedhete

    when a female sucks another mans p-n-s then makes out with you. usually occurs at extremely good parties man, vanessa sure is a good kisser dude, she just sucked pat’s d-ck! you just got c-ckmouthed!

  • Cohete

    means gun, pistol, firearm in chicano/latino culture slang. comes from spanish, where “cohete” means “rocket” or “firecracker.” “before they used to fight mano-a-mano. kids these days now come out with the cohetes and start blasting at everybody… what a shame.”

  • Communicaffienation

    a couple or many people conversing over cups of drip coffee or espresso based drinks. mostly highly intense converations due to the complete overload of caffiene that has been consumed. i could not help but to notice the group at the local coffeehouse, in a very deep circle of communicaffienation about the worlds’ issues.

  • bump through

    to ride by a group of people with rap music really loud so that they will think you are cool because your speakers are b-mpin’ jenny: “d-mn did you just see those really cool guys ride by with that hot music blaring?” sammy: “h-ll yes i did, they were totally doing a b-mp through” jenny: […]

  • Eliijah

    extremely awesome, cool, s-xy, hot, guy man: i wish i was eliijah like him woman: yeah then you wouldn’t be single woman2: i just wanna show that eliijah my t-ts


Disclaimer: Elder Douche definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.