Elder Swear


the biggest, most awesomely long and complicated wizarding swear word to ever exist, found in the video ‘wizard swears’ by the potter puppet pals.
potter puppet pal fan 1: your mother is a -beep beep beep-ing-beep-lorem ipsum-beep beep beep-admiumvenium-beep beep beep beep-turolagulio-beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep- hippopotamus-beep beep beep beep beep beep- republican -beep beep beep- daniel radcliffe -beep beep beep beep- with a bucket of -beep beep beep beep- in a castle far away where no one can hear you -beep beep beep beep beep beep- soup -beep beep beep- with a bucket of -beep beep- mickey mouse -beep beep- with a stick of dinomite -beeeeeepppp- magical -beep beep beep beep- alakazam!!!!

potter puppet fan 2: i can’t believe you just used the elder swear on me!!!

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