ElDonko


it is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)

a mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. this would be the flaming fast eldonko.
unicorns are so out…i want an eldonko.
a welsh donko who thinks he’s the man.
megan: who is that guy?
bethan: he’s el donko.

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