Eleanor Xiao


an eleanor xiao is an amazing person. she is funny, nice, really pretty, can have any guy she wants, the best person in the universe, and you are lucky to know one.

girl: omg, eleanor xiao is so cool. i want her to be my friend…but i am not cool enough

girl 2: of course you are! she will like you for who you are cuz she is that nice!

guy 1: woah. she is so gorgeous.

guy 2: i know. too bad she is taken.
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