eleanor


is not only the coolest looking car but the coolest looking person. it is the most awesome name a person can have. means “light”. and must always be pr-nounced eleanor not eleana. elena is a different name. the distinction between the 2 is very important.

can also be shortened to el, ellie, and nell.
omg isn’t eleanor cool.
eleanor’s are the most amazing people you will ever meet. they are usually tall, consist of dark and distinctive features, a gemini, quite self- concious. they will be the best friend you can ever dream of; sarcastic, funny jokes, keep all your secrets and help you in the toughest times. they seem to get extremely jealous and due to there lack of self esteem- they seem to be slow in every aspect of life but catch up in the end and prove them all wrong. you may think there are two types of eleanor’s; ones are sl-ts and the others are quite shy and innocent. however the eleanor’s that seem to be shy are just hiding there inner self of becoming a sl-t.
a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. she is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. she is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. she is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. she is a woman who i will never really get to know.
wow did you see that girl last night? she was too beautiful to be anything but an eleanor..
eleanor’s are complex characters, they portray a charismatic, socially confident and often intimidating façade, however this is simply a front and just one of their many sides. eleanor’s are charismatic but not necessarily sociable, as they enjoy time alone, as though they are compatible with many other types, few people understand an eleanor’s complex nature. eleanor’s are loved and friends with all kinds of people but possess few close friends as they find it hard to trust people, as people have hurt them in the past (so also be aware of her physical sp-ce due to her trust issues) but once you are a close friend of an eleanor you have pretty much won the lottery as theyre the most honest, sincere, loyal, caring, and supportive friends you could ever meet. due to the loyalty generated by an eleanor’s friends it is highly advised not to p-ss her off, as if you do her wrong once, you will have a whole army of her loyal minions to deal with. also she is pr-ne to anger and aggression and though she controls this well, one should not push her b-ttons. many fear her, many love her, many admire her and many wish to her know her.

to be compatible with an eleanor you must be loyal, understanding, patient, caring, loving, tolerant and persistent. eleanor’s rarely have a type appearance-wise but are incredibly influenced by ones personality; if you have the same odd humour and the thing that makes you a little bit different from the rest of the guys then you are a definite candidate.
guy: how do i get on that girl eleanor?
me: hahhahahahahahhahahahahah…there is just no way
guy: what, why?
me: dude, she’s too complex for you, and she will never trust you and…
guy: well i just wont give up
me: mmm yeah good luck buddy.
1. a term used to describe someone who is caring, loving, funny, goofy, amazing, athletic, saucy, supportive, s-ssafras, attractive, and just overall mind-blowing.

2. a type of person that is extremely compatible with others, particularly people that fit the definition “sam” (see sam –disregard definition #1).
i’d do anything just to be with that girl. she’s such an eleanor.
ripped from the movie ‘gone in 60 seconds’ eleanor is the beautiful shelby gt mustang. the mustang is also the one car that the actor, cage has never been able to steal successfully. for this reason it is used as a reference to any girl that is just unattainable, the unicorn.
guy1: man did you see lizzie the other night? she looked amazing!
guy2: son you still hooked on that girl? give up!
guy1: what can i say bro? she’s eleanor!
guy2: true bro. that sh-t’s a unicorn!
usually a small sweet girl,
brown haired blue eyed, funny, best friend anyone could have, always joking around but gets hurt easily, great in bed, great -rs-, always so caring, and will look out for you if you look out for her.
can get extremely jealous,
pretty, loving, happy.
has alot of feelings, needs to be loved.
nice -rs-, loving face, great hugger.

just overall a great person to be with to have a laugh, very saucy, s-xy (when she wants to be) clever, witty.

and always very mature, never mistake her for a sl-t..she may act like one..but she is not.
‘wow, did you talk/see that girl eleanor last night?’

‘no’

‘well, you should’ve she took my breath away;
the code name of the 67’ gt-500 mustang in the movie “gone in 60 seconds”. recognizeable by its dark mettalic gray paint, back racing stipes and most noteably its large fog lights located on the middle of lower lip of the b-mper.
the eleanor mustang might be the coolest looking car ever.

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