Electile Dysfunction


the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party during an election year.

“is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?”
“naa… no one excites me. i think i’m suffering from electile dysfunction.”
failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.
voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year’s electile dysfunction.
the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

electile dysfunction; both political parties in the usa have done their very best job to ruin the democratic electorial process. so it is true that you can kill a fantasy (aka camelot is dead) period.
the inability to become aroused by any candidates in the 2008 american presidental election.
“did you read about that new study by the ama? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction.”
the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party during an election year.
“watching the neocons talk about balanced budgets and reduced spending while in the same breath mentioning expansion of the number of troops in iraq gave me electile dysfunction. however, i have been cured by a dose of dr. ron paul.”
the inability to become aroused by any of the choices for president put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.
obama? mccain? edwards?
no! they all give me electile dysfunction–the only one that gets me going is hillary!

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