Electric Jello


jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). the resulting slurry’s sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have s-x with as many of “the boys” as possible.
frat boy #1: yo, dude- who’s cookin’ up the electric jello for the social tonight?

frat boy #2: chillax, dude, biff skipperson has it all under control.

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