Electric Man Blanket
for use in the winter months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. much, much like the “winter boyfriend” but a lot less maintenance.
also good to keep you warm when your gaming.
often referred to as an e.m.b.
gosh my beds cold but i don’t want to have to pick up a dude.” “electric man blanket?” “mmmm emb
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