electro-kinetic sensitivity


the ability to sense electrical appliances when they are activated. not to be confused with electro-kinesis. i invented the word to describe a form of telepathy previously undoc-mented, the ability to sense static electricty. it is a rare gift, i only know one person who has it.
-barcelona by queen plys in the background-
louis:did you hear that
rouske:what?
louis:the tv
rouske:-looks at the tv in louis’ room- wtf!!!
louis:not that one, the song -gestures at the stereo-
callum:wtf!!!!!!
louis: -rewinds cd-
-beginning part of song plays-
louis:see?
rouske: nope
louis:its a tv i can hear it.
rouske:wow your psychic, lets call it electro-kinetic sensitivity.
louis:cool!
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just found out another of my friends has it!!!!!!!!
rouske:i made up this cool word on definithing: electro-kinetic sensitivity.
jade:cool what is it?
rouske:its where you can sense tvs being turned on without hearing them
jade:omg i can do that!!!!!!!
rouske: wow!!!!

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