electro-shocker
amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. seriously, dude, the gods drink it. athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. she then -rg-smed which caused mount vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of pompeii.
a.k.a.
half-full can of rockstar energy drink, the rest with blue wave vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus svedka vodka.
ron: “yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the electro-shocker. try it.”
jeremy: “ok.”
jeremy: -takes sip-
jeremy: “woahhhh…”
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