Electronic Narcolepsy
when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.
person 1: well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over…
person 2: did he have a phone in his hand?
person 1: well, yeah…
person 2: oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy…
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