Elementary School


the level of school where picking on the fat kids, and kids with gl-sses is the cool thing to do.
bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. today in high school, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.
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school usually for children ages 5-11. teaches the basics of all subjects.
i went to elementary school a long time ago.

it ruled.
the best public school you ever went to
middle school sucked

high school was a little better

elementary school? h-ll yes
an introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. it is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three r’s”; reading, writing, recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “r”…. is it?
for a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say “slow children at play.”
elementary schools vary among areas. some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. by fifth grade, every girl is a sl-t and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the sh-t kicks in. in other words, it’s better than middle school.

also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.
teacher:”billy, how was the science fair project?”

kid: “it was good! i made an electric motor an-”

teacher: “well it’s not a compet-tion anymore!. some kids might feel bad, and by

the way this is an english mark. not science.”

elementary school was gay, man.
a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats sp-wn from. a place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in h-ll.
so the same kid walks by me and calls me a sh-t nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those f-cking pieces of sh-t that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.
a place where young children are bred to become sl-ts and -ssholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.
everyone gets f-cked up in elementary school

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