Elephant Dick


when an individual pinches his foreskin while peeing
royce blew it up like an elephant d-ck, to clean his peckker after the stripper gave him a rinse.
the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and never funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, have fun
holy cr-p, that elephant d-ck barely fit in my mouth
a very long and fully packed blunt which is rolled with two or more dutches/games/phillies/white owls/swishers/wraps put together lengthwise. usually enjoyed between 3-5 people in order to get the fullest effect. generally rolled on 4/20 of a given year, but absolutely not limited to that day. predecessor to and generally confused with the term ‘extendo’
tell them about the elephant d-ck we rolled last wednesday….it hit so nice and burned so long, i can barely remember the whole experience. mann its a good thing i took a photo, and props on rollin that by the way

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