elephant golf


seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point
“i’m mashed off me face.”
completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.
sh-t man, i was complete mashed last night..
adj. to be drunk on alcohol and stoned on marijuana (cannabis) at the same instant
he got mashed, was playin xbox last nite wiv the lads, then terry brought a few eighths round and it all went a bit wheeee!
inebriated by any form of drug that inhibits a ‘normal’ type of human perception.
i don’t think i’ll drive tonight, i’m too mashed.
term expressed when someone is under the influence of drugs and alcohol and is incredibly out of it.
“crazy night last night, i got so mashed”
stoned
he was so mashed
where a fat b-tch gets screwed so hard the fat creases on her -ss get a rash
f-ck me she got mashed

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