Elephant Kiss
v. int. the act of pushing one’s face into a man’s t-st-cl-s, and rocking one’s head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating “brrr” sound.
maria: have you ever gone down on your guy?
katie: no but i give him elephant kisses every morning!
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creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh and then blowing. this action results in a tickling sensation for the recipient of the elephant kiss and the production of a flatus sound. at times this sound may resemble the roar from an african bush elephant.
commonly the elephant kiss is applied to someone’s belly, although all bodily locations will produce beneficial results.
brian enjoyed giving his girls elephant kisses. these elephant kisses had a ridiculously high rate of success for inducing laughter resulting directly from the tickling sensations… not to mention they just sounded funny.
when a man reaches down and smears his uncirc-mcised flacid d-ck on his underwear, in a horrible atempt to dry it off.
sh-t dude, i just p-ssed and had to give my boxers’ an elephant kiss.
when one takes his d-ck out, and smacks it across another persons face, whether it be male or female does not matter it is still a kiss.
b-tch was talking sh-t, so i took my d-ck out and elephant kissed her -ss!!
the act of an uncirc-mcised male touching the tip of his c-ck to the tip of a second male’s circ-mcised c-ck, thus causing the excess foreskin of his shlong to wrap around the head of the circ-mcised male’s purple headed yogurt slinger. basically the gayest sh-t imaginable!
so i went to the restroom at the bar the other night, opened the door the stall only to find 2 dudes with their pants around their ankles and they were giving eachother elephant kisses
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