Elephant Man Getting a Haircut
term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. for example, fat girls drinking diet c-ke makes no sense because they already ordered the papa johns for brunch.
“why is lee chop ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? he’s like the f-cking elephant man getting a haircut, he’s still ugly as f-ck.”
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