Elephant Trunk
elephant trunk is a p-n-s with foreskin. a p-n-s with foreskin is uncirc-msized and will grow to a longer length than most circ-msized p-n-s. the man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery p-n-s head, unlike circ-msized p-n-s which has a rough, and much less sensational p-n-s head. elephant trunks or just elephants are prefered 5-1 over shroom p-n-s (shroom being circ-msized) by local surveys. elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. they do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like soccer. elephants that play football american, are always the superior players aswell.
that man has an elephant trunk p-n-s. he obviously has a larger d-ck than those cut shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. he also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.
a large, prehensile p-n-s that can be used the same way an elephant uses its trunk.
cody can lift weights with his elephant trunk!
see also pink sock
this is the same happening of a pink sock where the females -n-s unfolds the opposite direction but even worse than a pink sock usually after a big black man has anlly raped your youngest daughter
tyrone raped that girl and pulled out an “elephant trunk” like no other
a disgusting, bacteria infested, uncirc-msised p-n-s.
anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.
a p-n-s that looks like an elephant trunk usually the people that are uncirc-mcise or still have foreskin on their d-ck.
nick you got an elephant trunk.
an extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the -n-s is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant’s proboscis. and like the real elephant’s trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. unlike the real elephant’s trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.
guy #1: man, i biked 5 hours today on my grandma’s old schwinn.
guy #2: ouch! that must have really been painful on your -rs-.
guy #1: you said it. i got an elephant trunk so long it’s wrapped around my junk.
is the male version to camel toe.
a man walking down the street with some tight -ss sweats or pants on and no underwear on and all you can see is the outline of his w-nker.
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