elephant washer


an indian, usually working in the it field, who doesn’t know his job and can’t be understood by anyone not from the sub-continent. he’s also being paid a lot less than the worker who was laid off that did his job before it was outsourced.

“that elephant washer called again. i couldn’t make out what the f-ck he was talking about.”

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