Elephanting
you put a garden hose up your pants and threw the top hole of your t-shirt then duck tape the garden hose to your forhead like an elephant. knock on friends door with hose off. then get one more friend to randomly turn hose on and off while you stomp around in the home making elephant sound and you bring a few peanuts to ranndomly liter the floor – against rules to quit without friend kinking your elephant hose
we went elephanting at gerreal’s house. gerreal had an elephant
the act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; after you c-m you shake your d-ck like an elephants trunk and screaming.
me: why didn’t ben come to school today?
friend: he was elephanting all night yesterday.
placing a small elephant toy, especially a stuffed animal, on one’s head (referring to a person’s skull) or other body part, without dropping it or dislodging it from place. person can be sitting, standing, cart-wheeling, walking on their hands, or other.
callie distracted her friends from their homework by elephanting on her bed as she typed up an essay.
“jorge, quit elephanting!”
claiming more importance/priority for the sake of it.
enjoy my elephanting op
when you are smoking weed with two pipes and one joint and the two pipes are at each corner of your mouth and the joint is in the middle so it looks like two tusks and a trunk
look over there jeff is elephanting it
a very fun and hilarious thing to do. need muchos maracas to do it.
how to do elephanting
1st stage
boy to girl: hey gorgeous want to see my elephant?
girl: what? … yeah okay then.
2nd stage and final stage
boy pulls pockets out of his jeans unzips jeans and pulls his c-ck out!! hey presto you have the elephant.
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